(Source: 1d-liftsmeup)

remember when they all looked like lesbians

directionersaustralia:

5-boys-1-dream:

Harry reminds me of the guy off that 70’s show

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horantheworldcurlz:

niall-has-a-hangover:

motherfuckingstylinson:

A conversation between One Direction’s Taken and Cher Lloyd’s Want U Back

brilliant

niall-has-a-hangover

Preach whoever made this

this is genius.

(Source: niallispretty)

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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

dedicateddirectionerr:

payneinthehazza:

grandpa tommo. how adorable is he aldkfjslkdjf.

omg so adorable

1d-supreme:

soz niall but wat ur doing lately is not okay

i mean first the shirt rip

and now the exposing of the biceps

i mean as if i wasn’t under enough sexual frustration thanks to you

andreaxalbl:

1dboysstolemyheart:

memyselfandelizabeth:

thewanted1drush:

horanhasmyheart:

harrystylesnakedproblem:

am-i-out-of-time-1d:

……

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What.

how.

I saw this.  In the magazine.  And I was like WHAA?!?!?!?!  AND for best eyes they put Niall… I mean, I love Niall’s eyes, A WHOLE HECK LOT.  …BUT… I think Harry’s are the best.  Just sayin’.

I kind of screamed at that magazine cause they got so many things wrong.

Totes what Harry whispered to Louis. (x)

(Source: lovebitesfromliam)

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!”

(Source: jillypooh)

harry: haters gonna hate
niall: potatoes gon potate
zayn: connecticuts not a state
louis: i wish i was straight
liam: no spoons on my plate

c-urls:

justtheonedirectionthings:

Because if we weren’t, we wouldn’t have this lovely picture of Pauly or even know about the god that is Ben Devine.

Paul though omfg.

one direction golden moments

zayn: we were in malabami
liam: portugal? they speak spanish there right?
niall: today was a busy week for us
zayn: connecticut! my town!
harry: i was wearing new jeans today and have just realized i went the whole day with the sticker on my leg..
niall (on his pet hates): rabbits. they are pointless. do nothing
zayn: avocados are my new favorite vegetable!
louis: do you mean the full breast or just the nipple?
liam: where is venezuela on the map?
harry: *tweets his own instagram*

directionersaustralia:

Louis: “Oh God, my boyfriend is an idiot.”

This makes me so happy. 

(Source: louistomlinsonlovers)